Floorton

What is Floorton?


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A frameless futon. Name derives from the fact that it is a futon mat that has simply been placed on the floor. Often the mat is folded to add height/cushioning.

Our cheap-ass futon frame broke, so we decided to roll with the floorton instead of buying a new one.

See futon, couch, broken, quick fix, macgyver


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