What is Flooser?
1.
A fugly loser, essentially; one who not only fails at life and in general, but one who does so in an extraordinarily ironic or awful manner.
A permutation of
Mark: ...and so when I tried to sneak the new wireless router back into my house, I pushed the door open with my back, then turned around right into my mom...
Gus: Flooser!
2.
A very uncommon term used by few very cool people, combination of the term 'fuck' and 'loser'.
Person 1: Hey, Person 2, look at my tower of cards!
Person 2: Um, ok, maybe I would, if you weren't a flooser.
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3.
Self Explanitory. Fucking Loser.
"That dude is such a flooser."
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