What is Floppy Eagle?
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When a woman is on her knees pleasuring four men simultaneously from her ass, her mouth, as well as her left and right hand. Because she doesn't have her hands on the floor for leverage, this uncoordinated act resembles a gagging eagle in flight flapping it's wings struggling for balance.
As an act of true patriotism the drunk skank choked on his toy soldier while three other troops skewered that floppy eagle from every direction.
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From an episode of the Simpsons. Supposedly gives you an erection and your hair back.
Warning: may cause loss of hair or penis!..
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The "tornado wake" is exercised after a night of attempted make-up sex where the girl starts to get over her issues and things..
