What is Floppy Jalopy?
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A limp, old, saggy penis.
"Dude, the other day I was in the men's locker room and some old guy had a huge floppy jalopy!"
"Dude, your grandpa's floppy jalopy is hangin' out..."
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A derogatory term which can be used in place of "erectile dysfunction."
"Yeah, I went to the doctor to get my floppy jalopy checked out, and they put me on Levitra."
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An hour long boner. A required affliction for porn stars but painfully hideous to live with for a regular joe.
Some guy: Dude, I got a ..
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A disease that is prevalent in good looking women as a result of getting used to men doing things for them. The disease makes them lazy..
