Floppy Jalopy

What is Floppy Jalopy?


1.

A limp, old, saggy penis.

"Dude, the other day I was in the men's locker room and some old guy had a huge floppy jalopy!"

"Dude, your grandpa's floppy jalopy is hangin' out..."

See old, saggy, limp, cock, Nitaro02

2.

A derogatory term which can be used in place of "erectile dysfunction."

"Yeah, I went to the doctor to get my floppy jalopy checked out, and they put me on Levitra."

See erectile dysfunction, levitra


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