What is Floppy Jalopy?
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A limp, old, saggy penis.
"Dude, the other day I was in the men's locker room and some old guy had a huge floppy jalopy!"
"Dude, your grandpa's floppy jalopy is hangin' out..."
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A derogatory term which can be used in place of "erectile dysfunction."
"Yeah, I went to the doctor to get my floppy jalopy checked out, and they put me on Levitra."
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(Idiom.) What is said to someone after ruining thier life or leaving them to ruin it themselves.
I got your wife, have a nice life!..
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When a skid talks about people and calls them skids when they are just ignoring the fact that they are just as grungy. Also, a person wh..
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When a woman manifests a giant shadowlike monster of a queef that overpowers the cock and balls.
Brittany: What the fuck happened to yo..