What is Floppy Jalopy?
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A limp, old, saggy penis.
"Dude, the other day I was in the men's locker room and some old guy had a huge floppy jalopy!"
"Dude, your grandpa's floppy jalopy is hangin' out..."
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A derogatory term which can be used in place of "erectile dysfunction."
"Yeah, I went to the doctor to get my floppy jalopy checked out, and they put me on Levitra."
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