Floppy Jarod

What is Floppy Jarod?

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A floppy Jarod occurs when a man's dick is super hard, and then suddenly an ugly-ass person and/or thing comes in, and he is turned off. Immediately his dick turns into a floppy Jared.

Person 1: I was so hard last night until I saw my girlfriend's pussy.

Person 2: Haha, really?

Person 1: Yeahh Man! I was so turned off; I got a Floppy Jarod.

See bonerkiller, bonerkill, turn, off, derection, ugly
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