What is Floppy Johnson?
The act of whipping your junk out and slapping sum1 one anywhere on there body.
Lil BowWow: I just got a floppy johnson in the fac.
Mom: By who?
Lil BowWow: Mike Jones! Bitch
Mom: Who?
Lil BowWow: and it stung he hit me in the forhead!