Floppy Johnson

What is Floppy Johnson?

The act of whipping your junk out and slapping sum1 one anywhere on there body.

Lil BowWow: I just got a floppy johnson in the fac.

Mom: By who?

Lil BowWow: Mike Jones! Bitch

Mom: Who?

Lil BowWow: and it stung he hit me in the forhead!

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