What is Floppy Muffin?
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When a female grabs a man's penis at roughly the 1/2 point of the shaft then proceeds to make a circular motion on the helmet with the palm of her hand... making a once floppy muffin a hard muffin.
"Yo, Meg Ryan gives the best floppy muffin Ever."
"I was at this party and some girl was handing out floppy muffins left and right."
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Yet another word comparing semen to a creamy food product
"She gulped my gonad gravy like a vanilla protein shake."..
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the los mintos.... a group of people who grow only chin hair. They shave around it and it is very well known around the world.
The los ..
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Similar to a tequila slammer or tequila suicide
1. snort the salt
2. shoot the tequila
3. serve the lemon (throw it in the air and hi..
