Floppy Muffin

What is Floppy Muffin?


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When a female grabs a man's penis at roughly the 1/2 point of the shaft then proceeds to make a circular motion on the helmet with the palm of her hand... making a once floppy muffin a hard muffin.

"Yo, Meg Ryan gives the best floppy muffin Ever."

"I was at this party and some girl was handing out floppy muffins left and right."

See bowtie, sanchez, hand job, helmet, shaft


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