What is Floppy Muffin?
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When a female grabs a man's penis at roughly the 1/2 point of the shaft then proceeds to make a circular motion on the helmet with the palm of her hand... making a once floppy muffin a hard muffin.
"Yo, Meg Ryan gives the best floppy muffin Ever."
"I was at this party and some girl was handing out floppy muffins left and right."
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