What is Floppy Muffin?
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When a female grabs a man's penis at roughly the 1/2 point of the shaft then proceeds to make a circular motion on the helmet with the palm of her hand... making a once floppy muffin a hard muffin.
"Yo, Meg Ryan gives the best floppy muffin Ever."
"I was at this party and some girl was handing out floppy muffins left and right."
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The ever-increasing number of beige homes and townhouses invading the suburbs.
Also, the bland-ification of something.
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A small township outside of Philadelphia that is part of the Montgomery County. Because it is so small, it contains only one school dist..
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a person who cleans up pelican waste
that thing makes you look like a russian slave
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