Floptina

What is Floptina?


1.

A term used to describe the epic failure that is Christina Aguilera. It's a common misconception that the term is related to Britney fans, when in fact it's used by the industry and fans alike to describe how much of a flop Christina Aguilera is. The term can be used in reference to the following, including but not limited to: Aguilera's trannylicious make-up, Aguilera's fugly clothing, Aguilera's cheap weave, Aguilera's tactics of ripping off other artists, Aguilera's chart performance fails, Aguilera's flop records, and Aguilera's shitty singles.

OMG, did you hear that Britney Spears' Greatest Hits: My Prerogative has sold a whopping 1,347,000 units, while floptina's Keeps Gettin' Better: A Decade of Flops has only sold less than 500,000 units! Holy cow! What flop! FLOPTINA! Fail floptina, fail!!

Person 1: Did you hear Christina Aguilera say that she's working with Goldfrapp on her new record?

Person 2: Is that some kind of sick joke? Allison Goldfrapp said she'd never work with tranny floptina... fail.

See trannylicious, fail, flop, suckage, shit

2.

Is term used by bitchy Britney fans who are jealous of Christina Aguilera. There ignorance says it all in the name considering shes had a decade of hits!

Ewww I hate Floptina!

See christina aguilera, shitney, legend, hits


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