Flora To Fondle Ratio

What is Flora To Fondle Ratio?

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The ratio of flowers to oral sex.

1 dozen roses = 1 BJ

2 dozen roses = 1 BJ with swallow

3 dozen roses = 1 BJ with swallow and a smile

That was nice, but according to the Flora to Fondle Ratio, you owe me a smile.

See blow job, bj, rose, flora, fondle

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