Florence, Sc

What is Florence, Sc?


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Florence, SC not Italy. This place is not only home to some of the stupidest drivers on the planet but also some of the most notorious gangstas on the east coast sarcasm. Often referred to as "Flo-Town" and divided by rival school territories, West & South, this town probably has the most heated football games in the state, because what losing team shouldn't go out with a bang? literally. We have thugs, we have rednecks and we have old people. Over the span of 5 years we have managed to pull through with some top notch restaurants and are even looking forward to a hooters sometime soon *fingers crossed*! Sure, we're a small town with not much to offer aside from 2 theatres, fmu & a mall, but we do have 2 walmarts and that's all that matters. :)

"Hey! let's do something tonight... We'll flip a coin, heads the mall or tails the movies."

"Ayyy homie, we just got beat by west AGAIN. Lets shoot em up..."

"Let's head to Flo-town & go to walmart."

...only in florence, sc


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