Floresville

What is Floresville?


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Small suburban town near San Antonio. Absolutely nothing to do but go to the 2 screen movie theater that always craps out halfway through any movie.

wow, there's nothing to do in Floresville, let's go to San Antonio.

See suburban, crappy, boring, pointless


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