What is Florida Firecracker?
1.
This sex act is performed by the Male gender. When you are almost ready to jizz* after fucking a girl or a guy, you quickly cum* on their face and fart** at the same time.
*Jizz/Cum:
**Fart:
Bob: "Last night when Jim was fucking his boyfriend Terry, he gave him a florida firecracker!"
Dave: "Righteous!"
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2.
When a horny individual is receiving anal penitration and his or her partner pulls outs, and throws in a lit firecracker. The partner proceeds to deepen the firecrack with it's penis or strap on, to ensure maximum depth is achieved. When the firecrack explodes, a mixture of blood, cum, and shit comes out (we like to call this mixture 'baby jesus juice').
The partner then catches this mixture and keeps it in his closet and lets it age for some time.
When it has reached desired age, mix it with 'Minute Maid Orange Juice' and serve it at a Tampa Bay Devil Rays Game...
Whilst the victims are drinking the 'b.j.j.', shit and fart as much as possible.
Bob:: Hey carl,
Carl:: Ya Bob?
Bob:: Whats that thing you gave that one guy?
Carl:: Sifilus?
Bob:: No the other thing.
Carl:: Oh, a Florida Firecracker.
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