Florida Hard-on

What is Florida Hard-on?

1.

This is when a man cannot achieve an erection, so he fakes it by attaching to his flaccid shaft some sort of hard object (e.g. a dildo, marker, phallic-shaped sheet rock), using some sort of adhesive (e.g. duct tape, electrical tape, peanut butter). Generally, sex with a woman will follow.

Etymology: "Florida", a place where old folks go to retire; "Hard-on", an erection.

I couldn't get it up last night, so I pulled a Florida Hard-on.
88

Random Words:

Lascivious
1. Exciting sexual desires. Expressing or being overcome by lust. lecheroussalacious LOGO airs heavily edited versions of the television..
Read more
Id4
1. independence day (of USA). July 4th. is that on id4? no, it's in August. See vamoose 2. Codename for 1996 movie about aliens i..
Read more
Floht
1. Estimated proportion of hot shares in suspension The investors gathered that there was a substantial floht adrift. See proportion, hot..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free