Florida Pedestrian

What is Florida Pedestrian?

1. something in your way 2. something irrelevant 3. potential road kill awakening speed bump

Florida pedestrians are irrelevant until after you hit one.

See speed bump

Zip-smack

1. The act of unzipping ones pants and smacking somone across the face with a flacid or erect penis. Yo ass-hole if you don't shut th..

Johned

1. tryign to cut in line by yelling out the name john like you are looking for someone but really you are jsut cutting in line ima john m..

Paraglox

1. trying to solve problems with guns when you should have solved them with intelligence. paradox + twin glocks = a paraglox the truce go..

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