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When the Hudson River collected sewage from surrounding communities, swimmers and fishermen referred to the floating turds as "rive..
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procrastinating by masturbating!
I don't want to do my homework so I procrasturbated.
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Masturbating to avoid doing ..
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A walkie-talkie carried by fat security guards.
Hey look at the fat guy with the walkie-talkie!
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