What is Floridian 2 Week Notice?


1.

To call in sick to a job, then never show up again, usually out of some form of guilt.

Boss 1: Where's that new guy? He hasn't been here for like 2 days?

Boss 2: Well, he called out like 3 days ago, which was probably his Floridian 2 week notice

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