What is Florn?
1.
a high-ranking official with no balls
Ari Fleischer was a total florn!
2.
means retarded but happy. When someone is slightly mental...but happy with it and proud to be immature.
OMG! Lauren is sooooo florn it's unbelievable!
I know! I mean, who collects road signs!
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3.
It actually means porn... I created this word in the summer of 2005 and yes it does mean porn... It's a long story... I was walking down my street going to Dollar General while on my cell phone with a friend, I was going to my dads house that night in a different town and that's where my friend was... I go to my dads house every weekend and usually I bring a porno, well as I was walking to Dollar General i started screaming PORNO!!! My friend was like "dude my dad can hear you through the phone!" So then I started screaming FLORNO! so my friend wouldn't get in trouble, and that's how florn and florno got started...
Hey man i'm gonna bring some florn in next weekend!
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