What is Florp?
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To alternately press your two hands into your genitals or ass and, while sniffing one, offer the other to a friend to smell.
"Oh - shit - I've been florp-d!" Or "I walked in on the two of them in a bathroom - the one wearing the codpiece was florping the other one very quickly... maybe it was foreplay?"
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