Floss-concious

What is Floss-concious?

When another person criticizes your choice of dental floss, and you suddenly become acutely aware of your floss.

Person One: "Dude, your floss is from Hy-Vee? That's lame."

Person Two: "Cut it out! You're making me all floss-concious!"

See floss, dental floss, dude

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