What is Flottmeyer?
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the rare spineless male who has never and will likely never experience the touch of a female. eventually he turns to spectating sports relentlessly for his satisfaction and entertainment. expected to turn gay by thirty.
"Has that guy ever even gotten kissed?"
"Nah, he's a flottmeyer."
"Hey man, why don't you go out tonight, the baseball game isn't that important"
"Hey, I'm a flottmeyer, what do you expect?!"
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