What is Flottmeyer?
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the rare spineless male who has never and will likely never experience the touch of a female. eventually he turns to spectating sports relentlessly for his satisfaction and entertainment. expected to turn gay by thirty.
"Has that guy ever even gotten kissed?"
"Nah, he's a flottmeyer."
"Hey man, why don't you go out tonight, the baseball game isn't that important"
"Hey, I'm a flottmeyer, what do you expect?!"
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Random Words:
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alternative description of negative numbers
"oh dear, he's in umpy numbers again"
"my score was -2 (umpy 2)"
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To experience epicocity through someone else. To live the epicness of a moment vicariously through others.
Epicariousness, Epicariously..
