Flounder Edit Meaning

1.

noun - a lazy, goodfornothing person who doesn't excel or accomplish anything in life

Craig is such a flounder! All he does every day at work is sit in his office with his feet propped up on the desk reading the Wall Street Journal.

2.

The true definition of a flounder is a shapeless woman who has neither breasts nor an ass. She is thinly shaped up and down much like the fish.

The flounder originally thought she was cute until she discovered that she lacked any sexual organ that would catch the eye of the opposite sex.

See anorexic, flat ass

3.

1) A fish that lives on the bottom of the ocean. Perhaps the origin of the insult 'bottom-dewller' or 'bottom-feeder'.

2) To fail or struggle in a given situation.

1) I have never caught a flounder while fishing, nor should I have.

2) After floundering as a catcher due to injuries, Brian Downing had a successful career as an outfielder.

4.

To rub your bellend up and down repeatedly against someone's pouting lips

Rob? did you sleep with that girl last night?

Nah, but i floundered her a treat! She won't be needing lipstick for a while.

See motorboat, lips, bellend, coinpurse, angry pirate, pout, fish, foreplay, blowjob, disney, goatsee, rabies

5.

Flounder is one of the characters from the Disney movie "The Little Mermaid". He is a fish, and Ariel's best friend. So, if your name is Flounder you are a loyal friend.

Flounder the loyal fish.

See flounder, water, loyal, fish

6.

A flounder, much like the fish in water is very moist vagina, sometimes dripping, and can even have that fishy smell... a lot like Tom Cruise.

Oprah's flounder after a nice hot shower (without soap) is simply delicious

See camel toe, choncho, moose knuckle, snapper, ninja turtle

7.

A loud/obnoxious moron trying to keep the attention of a crowd. An outspoken drunkard.

Every party in which he attends and drinks, he flounders around.