Flourescent Mexican

What is Flourescent Mexican?

The act of growing a dirty Mexican dirt-stache and then sticking your dick into a light socket so you light up and your mustache hairs stand on end.

Morgan: Yo, bro, I flourescent Mexican-ed myself last night while Joanna was in the shower before I sodomized her with my penis!

Alex: That shit is so sick, man! Nice stasch by the way.

See mexican, mustache, electricity, sex, dick

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