Flower In His Buttonhole

What is Flower In His Buttonhole?

1.

a cockney sexual act involving forceful insertion of a potted petunia into the anus

He went to Paris to have a bit of fun and got a flower in his buttonhole before dining at the monopole.

or

'cor! Artie sure does love that flower in his buttonhole!

See flower, buttonhole, half, artie, petunia

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