What is Flower Pride Virginal Announcement Syndrome?


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When people who still have their 'flower' intact decide to boast about it to the nearest passer by, even in front of their own parents.

Doctor "Are you on the pill?"

Blonde haired girl with glasses "No, I'm a VIRGIN!"

Dad with sunglasses on inside *shocked face*

That, my friends, is Flower Pride (Virginal Announcement Syndrome).

See virgin, flower, pride, boast, parent


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