What is Flowers?
1.
alternate term for crap
Oh, flowers! I lost my hampster again! Now I have to eat all the flowering guacamole!
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2.
A kind gesture to someone who has done something kind for you. Or a thoughtful gift given to someone you care about, romantically or otherwise.
"I've worked for him for 30 years, and on the anniversary he gave me flowers."
"I bought my girlfriend flowers because she was having a hard day and I wanted to make her smile."
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3.
Dollars. Used mostly as a euphemism in prostitution circles.
Sometimes also referred to as roses.
Lexy told me it would cost 100 Flowers for a BJ.
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4.
A female euphemism for getting fingered; so girls can discuss such things in public without attracting attention to themselves.
"I hooked up with Sam last night!"
"What happened?"
"We got talking, kissing - and he gave me flowers,"
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5.
yummy smelling delicious sprouting shit that grow from the ground that attract honey*F*sucking bees.
don't be tricked by their mind reading cuteness, first you sniff them.. then next thing ya know your like fwammmm! ahhk- shit, a bee just shot up my fucking nose.
that's right, hate flowers..STOMP on that shit!
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6.
younger women met while traveling. usually whores.
Remember finger-banging those flowers in Broatia?
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