Flowrider

What is Flowrider?


1.

Flowrider - a so called "new generation wave generator," where riders are able to "stimulate" riding a wave, but fails miserably from the whole purpose of being at the beach and surfing. It's also a big marketing that will force many rich, fat, posers to claim they know how to surf, when undoubtly "Flowriders" will give the term Gook (surf poser) a whole new meaning. Flowriders are popping up everywhere, like San Diego's WaveHouse. Save your money, don't fall for this BS, I rode it, and it wasn't all that great, it's just a get rich scheme by a Republican non-surfer industry company, who is not an environmentalist, and also likes the idea of wasting thousands gallons of water.

Gook 1: Surfs up! Did you see me carving off of that the wave?

Gook 2: Like oh my god, that was narly! I hanged 10 and did a cutback like pro surfer Rob Mochado, I'm so cool.

Man: You posers, that was only a flowrider, and I can't believe you paid $20 for a 5 minute session.

See flow rider, gook, flowrider

2.

guy who has sexual relations with a woman during their period

the flowrider destroyed his sheets after having sex woth her

See sex, period, flow, rider, blood, stones


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