What is Floyd?
1.
Abbreviation of Pink Floyd of music fame.
"I'm tired of listening to the dead, put some floyd on."
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2.
The ruler of all 19 continents, 47 planets, and 4 universes. Floyd is everything and a bag of chips! Although he did not create planet Yuggoth (Cthulhu did that), he is still very cool, indeed. He resides primarily in the Peru/kentucky region of the netherlands, and Blocky is his main messenger of the 7 and a half others
Floyd hates Pluto with such intensity that the cranberries may just explode.
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3.
The act of simultaneously trying to fart, vomit and sneeze at the same time that causes a complete body spasm and a violent bursting of the ass, nose and mouth.
911 call: "Hello, please help me! My boyfriend is drunk and he tried to Floyd… before I knew it, he exploded in a frenzy of shit, vomit and snot. He is conscious and breathing, but he is laying on the ground shaking with a large whole in his pants where his ass used to be!"
4.
a punch, hook, knock out, or any devestating blow. Named after the boxing champion Floyd Merriweather.
I will f-in floyd you in the face if you don't shut your mouth!
Oh!! did you see that guy get floyded?
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5.
Verb: to floyd, to hit someone in the face with a cat or kitten (other house animals may be used but this is not strictly speaking "floyding")
Ha that guy was such a dick.
yeah, arent you glad we floyded him.
Damn you I was trying to sleep, why did you have to go and floyd me.
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6.
A person who is is so cool that people have to give them all his/her love
Dude, nick is so cool. he is a total Floyd
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Chicago; Pretty-boy, Bitch, Unsuspecting person, Someone who flaunts.
"I gonna take that Floyd's car."
"Don't he know them bithches are tricks? Floyd-ass fucker."
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