F.l.s.

What is F.l.s.?

1.)A vague, fake medical condition that sounds serious but actually means that you Feel Like Shit.

2.) often used to call out of work, to aviod someone you don't want to hang out with, etc.

"Dave can't come in today, his F.L.S. is acting up again."

See fls, f.l.s., like, shit

Pakistani Beef Jerky

1. Ripping off a man's scrotum, wiping your ass with it, and then feeding it to him. After his comments regarding Sean Taylor, Michae..

Barneyfuck

1. A furtive sexual act performed while small children in another room are distracted by video entertainment. Just got the new Dora video...

Kirkner

1. from germany, meaning caretaker of the church. Haha that guys relatives are Kirkners. See church, insane, german, mental, writer..

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