F.l.s.

What is F.l.s.?

1.)A vague, fake medical condition that sounds serious but actually means that you Feel Like Shit.

2.) often used to call out of work, to aviod someone you don't want to hang out with, etc.

"Dave can't come in today, his F.L.S. is acting up again."

See fls, f.l.s., like, shit

Porridge Muncher

1. To go down on (felate) your mate's (friend's) girlfriend or recently ex girlfriend. (in that he may have consumed some of you..

Unis

1. Uniformed police officers. The two unis tag-teamed the banger, playing good cop, bad cop. See pigs, cops 2. University of Surrey, (G..

W-enis

1. the flexible skin on your elbows "Look how far I can stretch my wenis!" or "I'm touching your wenis!" 2. exc..

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