F.l.s.

What is F.l.s.?


1.

1.)A vague, fake medical condition that sounds serious but actually means that you Feel Like Shit.

2.) often used to call out of work, to aviod someone you don't want to hang out with, etc.

"Dave can't come in today, his F.L.S. is acting up again."

See fls, f.l.s., like, shit


24

Random Words:

1. Flesh Cannoli is another term for a flaccid un-cut penis hailing from italy with dry itchy flakes. "HEY MA! WHERE THE FUCK YOU HID..
1. The new number of the beast. The day Michael Jackson died, making it the day the world has come to an unholy end. Satan's number is..
1. an over exgerated version of what doctor: she died last night husband: CHICKAWHAT!? See what, chick, oh my god, believe, ah..