F.l.s.

What is F.l.s.?

1.)A vague, fake medical condition that sounds serious but actually means that you Feel Like Shit.

2.) often used to call out of work, to aviod someone you don't want to hang out with, etc.

"Dave can't come in today, his F.L.S. is acting up again."

See fls, f.l.s., like, shit

Big Lots

1. A discount store, formerly Pic'n'save. Good bargains on lots of crap, however, for expired clam juice try the 99 Cent store. ..

Intimidator

1. the opposite of the "shocker"(see shocker to learn more) act of inserting 2 fingers into the anus(normally the pinky and ring..

Dangly Option

1. nothing but the male genitalia I met a hot girl at the bar last night. When it came time to leave she chose the dangly option...

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