F.l.s.

What is F.l.s.?

1.)A vague, fake medical condition that sounds serious but actually means that you Feel Like Shit.

2.) often used to call out of work, to aviod someone you don't want to hang out with, etc.

"Dave can't come in today, his F.L.S. is acting up again."

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42nd Base

1. Having sex with Life, the Universe, and Everything. It is said that those who achieve 42nd Base will know the Ultimate Question. "..

Zweniphantometer

1. A device that calculates the life expectancy of a planet. The Zweniphantometer predicts that the earth will end in 2012. See life, ear..

No, Charles!

1. An expression used to express helplessness, or a potential "Oh SHIT" moment, Essentially when you realize you are helpless to ..

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