What is Fludge?
1.
The residue left on the screen of cell phones after use.
A contraction of face and sludge.
Y its btr 2 txt.
Ew, gross, Prima used my Razor and she didn't clean her fludge off the screen.
cellphone face dirty
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2.
very unknown object that you use to make people look down at and laugh at how they look down at nothing.
"you dropped your fludge" * then laugh as they look down at nothing* lol
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3.
The thick wodge of dog hair that accumulates under the door, and has to be poked out with a ruler or a piece of cardboard called a defludger
The door was jammed with a black and white fludge; tutting, Annabelle made a defludger from a piece of cereal packet, and pushed the fludge free, before dropping it into the bin.
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