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Closet Sex: when your fucking a girl just because its an easy lay, but you dont tell your friends because shes fat or ugly.. so you keep..
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A female who is not only vegetarian, but a lesbian. Can be recognised by her faint smell of crab paste and white smears around her lips...
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An alcoholic drink comprising 1 bottle of blue WKD with a double shot of port.
'Get us a pint of crazy vimto'..
