Fluffing Your Own Pole

What is Fluffing Your Own Pole?

1.

When a porn star is so shit they have to fluff themself. ie: amateur shit.

A really poor bloke makes a porn, but he's got no money for a fluffer, he's sad but has to do it himself.

"where is my fluffer?"

"you are so poor you will have to do it yourself"

"fapfapfap *tear)

(lol he's Fluffing your own pole?")

See fluffer, pole, porn, keisha, castle, hughes

2.

When a person tries to make him/herself (usually male) seem better than they are by talking themselves up.

Also known as "fluffing"

Man: "I ran 25 kms last night and did 150 pushups"

Woman: "Stop fluffing your own pole"

See fluffing, pole, talk, up, fluff

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