Fluker Bye

What is Fluker Bye?


1.

To falsify an excuse to leave the room for a short duration when your actual intention is to leave indefinately.

"Where did you go, I thought you only went to the toilet?"

"No, I was tired so I did a Fluker Bye and went home"

"Where's Rick, I thought he was only going to use his phone?"

"Nope, he did a Fluker Bye and went home"

See leave, leaving, excuse, bye

2.

To falsify an excuse to leave the room for a short duration when your actual intention is to leave indefinately.

"I thought you only went to the toilet?"

"No, I was smashed so I did a FLUKER BYE and went home"

"Where's Rick gone, I thought he was only going to use his phone?"

"Nope, he did a FLUKER BYE and is now tucked up in bed"

See bye, excuse, leaving, leave


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