Flumkin

What is Flumkin?

(n) - when one receives a blowjob while checking their facebook, similar to a blumkin

Guy One(Douchebag): Dude I had like a hundred notifications on facebook the other day, I'm so cool.

Guy Two: Did you get a flumkin?

Douchebag: No...

Guy Two: Then fuck off.

See flumpkin, blowjob, facebook, oral, mouth, blumkin

The act while taking a shit on a boat and reciving a blow job

Man my wife gave me so many flumkins on that cruse, it was amazing

See pooing, shit, blumkin, fun

13th Royal Commandos

1. Backstabbing bunch of noobs who couldnt fight there way out of a wet paper bag. Should all be kicked in the bollocks and fed to the pigs..

Integrated

1. The state of getting your ass handed to you by a acura integra of any year. dude, your so integrated. See integra, car, fast, street, ..

Uberpuss

1. 1) extremely cowardly person. 2) really good pussy. 1) George W. Bush is an uberpuss 2) Here's Jane's number; she has uberp..

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