Flumkin

What is Flumkin?

(n) - when one receives a blowjob while checking their facebook, similar to a blumkin

Guy One(Douchebag): Dude I had like a hundred notifications on facebook the other day, I'm so cool.

Guy Two: Did you get a flumkin?

Douchebag: No...

Guy Two: Then fuck off.

See flumpkin, blowjob, facebook, oral, mouth, blumkin

The act while taking a shit on a boat and reciving a blow job

Man my wife gave me so many flumkins on that cruse, it was amazing

See pooing, shit, blumkin, fun

Zerbertious

1. *1 : Having the physical characteristics desirable for receiving a zerbert. 2 : sexually attractive * Shows definition used in the exa..

Southwick

1. A small town in Western Mass that is known to be called a hicktown but is actually pothead central Lets go to southwick to get high,man..

Quamtastic

1. Something that is orgasmically good. "That shit I just had was totally quamtastic" See quam, spunk, excellent, super, great ..

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