Flumkin

What is Flumkin?

(n) - when one receives a blowjob while checking their facebook, similar to a blumkin

Guy One(Douchebag): Dude I had like a hundred notifications on facebook the other day, I'm so cool.

Guy Two: Did you get a flumkin?

Douchebag: No...

Guy Two: Then fuck off.

See flumpkin, blowjob, facebook, oral, mouth, blumkin

The act while taking a shit on a boat and reciving a blow job

Man my wife gave me so many flumkins on that cruse, it was amazing

See pooing, shit, blumkin, fun

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