Flumkin

What is Flumkin?

(n) - when one receives a blowjob while checking their facebook, similar to a blumkin

Guy One(Douchebag): Dude I had like a hundred notifications on facebook the other day, I'm so cool.

Guy Two: Did you get a flumkin?

Douchebag: No...

Guy Two: Then fuck off.

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The act while taking a shit on a boat and reciving a blow job

Man my wife gave me so many flumkins on that cruse, it was amazing

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Filthy Flute

1. when a female simultaneously licks the tip of the penis, fondles the shaft(as if playing a flute), and reaches around the guys upper thi..

On My Grizzly

1. One's proclamation that he or she is 'on the grind', or working hard on something. "...I'm back on my grizzly,..

Sick Basht

1. Bastardised, chavvy version of the term 'Bastard'. Pronounciation: 'Bashed' Nick: Look, ben just ate three packs of..

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