What is Flumpus?
1.
A vaginal fart, typically occuring during intercourse.
I was chewing her box when she let out a flumpus that parted my hair.
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2.
an unerect penis, or any other type of floppy material
ohhhhhhh flumpus.
one time he slapped her with his flumpus and she cried.
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3.
An idiot, lil bro that u want to beat the living shat out of all the time.
the flumpus pissed me off so much that i tied him to a chair and pissed on his face.
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Random Words:
1.
the first daylight of the morning; Dawn.
Let's wait until early bright and then we go.
See dawn, early..
1.
Consume a penis in the upward direction. See eat a dick, dick-eater.
"I just finished the last empanada."
"Eat a dick ..
