Flumpus

What is Flumpus?


1.

A vaginal fart, typically occuring during intercourse.

I was chewing her box when she let out a flumpus that parted my hair.

See pussy fart, toot, blast, blower

2.

an unerect penis, or any other type of floppy material

ohhhhhhh flumpus.

one time he slapped her with his flumpus and she cried.

See softy, stiffy, hard on, hard, boner, soft, flumpus

3.

An idiot, lil bro that u want to beat the living shat out of all the time.

the flumpus pissed me off so much that i tied him to a chair and pissed on his face.

See ant


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