Flund

What is Flund?

A very serious injury that leaves a Jesus-shaped scar or bruise. It is referred to as a "flund" by those who make pilgrimages to pray by the wound.

Person 1: I got attacked by a fucking bear.

Person 2: Let us join hands in prayer by the flund.

See flund, jesus, christian, bear, injury, wound, scar, bruise, relic, prayer

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