Flurfnee

What is Flurfnee?


1.

n. Flurfnee

One who is being hit on the head with a salmon

v. Flurf

To hit a flurfnee with a salmon

n. Flurfer

One who hits a flurfnee with a salmon

Bob was promptly and violently flurfed after telling his friend he was a professional flurfnee

2.

A complete euphanism for any curse

"Why you flurfing flurfer!" farmer Bob screamed at the kids stealing his cabbage

3.

A dildo, specifically the rather large type consisting of steel. May have spikes.

Another definition is to use a salmon as the flurfnee.

After using my flurfnee, my rectum needed to heal for 3 days.

I didn't realise the flurfnee I was using was still alive.

See flurf, dildo, spikes, flurfnee


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