What is Flurp?
1.
The noise a snail makes.
Person 1: Did you hear that flurp?!
Person 2: Yeah, there must be snails nearby.
Person 1: Oh...
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2.
To playfully blow upon another persons skin in a way to make a "farting" sound.
She smiled and then gave me a flurp.
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Modification of NYC DJ Frankie Bones' PLUR, Peace, Love, Unity, Respect into Fun, Love, Unity, Respect, Peace. This is a way of life that ravers attempt to live by.
I live by FLURP, man!
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4.
one who sucks farts from dead chickens
that flurp George W. is gonna send more troops to Iraq
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When a large amount of ejaculate is swallowed, burped up and swallowed again.
She gave me a blumpkin, and flurped when she was done.
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to flurp, from the middle english word "flurpp" possibly derived from the Latin term "phlurpus poopus." Originally used in English to describe a sound made while eating.
Quoted from: "Flurping the Brain"
by E.O. Kondiki, M.D., M.M.D.
A common problem in hypocranial neurosurgery is the accidental flurping of the brain. A spoon-like instrument is inserted between hemispheres (into the fissure) and then drawn back, in an attempt to reposition the upper surface of the longitudal cerebral cleft. If the instrument slips, it usually tosses a clump of cerebral brain matter up into the air, simultaneously causing a very audible flurping sound -- hence the term "flurping the brain." Any non-trained visitors allowed in the operating room during such an incident are sure to lose consciuousness at that point, and the medical staff then becomes distracted by stifled giggles which can occasionally erupt into full scale laughter.
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Flurp is an expression of exasperation. It's more or less a universal swear word. It was originally used in an episode of "Bewitched" by a hippie warlock with the phrase, "flurpity flurp, man!"
I don't give a flurp!
Hey, that's one flurping nice monitor you have.
How in the flurp do I use this flurping thing?
