Flurry Blitz

What is Flurry Blitz?


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The act of using every communication device at your disposal (AIM, ICQ, MSN, email, phone, text messages, smoke signals, carrier pigeons, etc.) while blackout drunk to contact every female/male the person knows in order to facilitate a 4AM booty call.

'Dude, I was so wasted last night, I think I called and texted and messaged every girl I have ever known. The dreaded flurry blitz.'

OR

'Dude, I flurry blitzed everyone last night, I think I even emailed the 9th grade art teacher that I had a crush on.'

See flurry, blitz, drunk, dial, drunk dial


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