Flusterbate

What is Flusterbate?


1.

Flusterbation is when one is walked in on (particularly by authority figures such as one's parents) during the act of masturbation.

"I wanted to jack off but my dad was in the other room, and I was afraid of flusterbating."

"Yeah, it would suck to flusterbate."

See masturbation, jacking off, fapping, embarassed

2.

To become so infuriated and discontent that a person all of a sudden blows their load

I had to flusterbate because i was so angry at that girl who kicked my frisbee but at the same time she was pretty

See flusterbated, fluster, bate, calm, peaceful

3.

To hatefuck yourself - the more painful the better - instead of lube use salt or chalk

Tyrone Biggins flusterbates 6-10 times a day.

See Rick James


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