Flustered Pirate

What is Flustered Pirate?


1.

When a man and woman are having intercourse, the man might feel over-dominant. When this occurs, he would whip out his schlong and beat the woman from head to toe with it, then cums on her face.

Also known as the flustered pirate.

John was laying his girlfriend, then got mad that she wasn't producing and turned into a flustered pirate.

See flustered, pirate, arrgghh, sex, cum, beat


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