Flying Axe Handles

What is Flying Axe Handles?

When you crap so hard and so fast, it feels like actual pieces of wood are coming out of your ass.

"I really need to cut down on the drinking. I swear to God I shit flying axe handles this morning."

See wood, axe, crap, fast, hard

W00tsauce

1. Yet another expression of delight. w00tsauce! I aced my C++ exam! See Thom 2. The l33t h4x0r's pasta sauce. instead of mixing ..

Cruddie

1. Person who sucks all the joy and humor right out of you. Bob: Was that a dementor? Steve: No, it was a cruddie. Bob: Same differen..

Texas Windshield

1. A pleasurable act where one person lays down and covers their face with Saran Wrap, and then their partner takes a shit on their face. ..

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