Flying Axe Handles

What is Flying Axe Handles?

When you crap so hard and so fast, it feels like actual pieces of wood are coming out of your ass.

"I really need to cut down on the drinking. I swear to God I shit flying axe handles this morning."

See wood, axe, crap, fast, hard

Zappelli

1. lip deformity/fat ass damn, you have a major case of zappelli. thats gross See gross, jiggles, vaginal discharge..

Pondula

1. A major problem Teaching President Bush how to speak proper English would be a pondula...

Oh Mah Geee

1. When your doing ur boyfriend and u punch him in the back of the head and he tightens up and u pee in his butt Josh was Doin Tyler in th..

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