Flying Axe Handles

What is Flying Axe Handles?

When you crap so hard and so fast, it feels like actual pieces of wood are coming out of your ass.

"I really need to cut down on the drinking. I swear to God I shit flying axe handles this morning."

See wood, axe, crap, fast, hard

United Flight 93

1. 1)The plane on 9/11 that was hijacked but overtaken by passengers on board. Also subject to conspiracy because there was no evidence of ..

Relationships

1. doomed from the start relationships, either way your fucked See relationship, fuck, doom, start, food..

Captain Random

1. The nickname I gave to a guy I know who loves to spout random bullshit. Cheese kicks the ass of the ivory monkey holding the cum filled..

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