Flying Axe Handles

What is Flying Axe Handles?

When you crap so hard and so fast, it feels like actual pieces of wood are coming out of your ass.

"I really need to cut down on the drinking. I swear to God I shit flying axe handles this morning."

See wood, axe, crap, fast, hard

Fart Locker

1. A persons ass. Wow, the fart locker is working overtime today. 2. this term has been brought to my attention as meaning a hot girls ..

Feeding The Ducks

1. Masturbating, usually to internet pr0n. Aaron said BRB, then proceeded to feed the ducks. 2. Usually a male Sexually pleasuring yours..

Kevin The Bum

1. Widely known bum of Suffolk county/ great actor. Tends to not bath but is liked all the better that way. Hes played in great movies like..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Flying Axe Handles Edit Meaning