Flying Axe Handles

What is Flying Axe Handles?

When you crap so hard and so fast, it feels like actual pieces of wood are coming out of your ass.

"I really need to cut down on the drinking. I swear to God I shit flying axe handles this morning."

See wood, axe, crap, fast, hard

Expedient

1. to speed up, to push along, to make faster May the wind of a thousand sea cucumbers expedient your arrival See fast, faster, horsepowe..

Legal Alien

1. A person born into this world, but who truly is not of this world and walks the earth doing his time until the mother ship calls him hom..

Yooyoo

1. A party for the dead. "Yeah they were just skeletons propped up on sofas." A "Yooyoo" is a party consisting of de..

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