Flying Axe Handles

What is Flying Axe Handles?


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When you crap so hard and so fast, it feels like actual pieces of wood are coming out of your ass.

"I really need to cut down on the drinking. I swear to God I shit flying axe handles this morning."

See wood, axe, crap, fast, hard


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