Flying Axe Handles

What is Flying Axe Handles?

When you crap so hard and so fast, it feels like actual pieces of wood are coming out of your ass.

"I really need to cut down on the drinking. I swear to God I shit flying axe handles this morning."

See wood, axe, crap, fast, hard

Fugacious

1. abounding in fugly Those girls are seriously fugacious...

Mislexic

1. When one has constant troubles in multiple vehicles using first gear. "I could not take off in my jeep in first gear", said L..

Milk Vampire

1. A baby who breastfeeds. My wife's friend just had twins; she now has two milk vampires to feed all day. Brutal! See baby, vampire..

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