Flying Axe Handles

What is Flying Axe Handles?

When you crap so hard and so fast, it feels like actual pieces of wood are coming out of your ass.

"I really need to cut down on the drinking. I swear to God I shit flying axe handles this morning."

See wood, axe, crap, fast, hard

Ijj

1. I Just Jizzed; used during the act of cybersex to inform the partner that one has just ejaculated. May also be used in conversation to ..

Marq

1. A synonym for fool, can usually be spotted around Albany, NY, falling off a skateboard. You see that guy? Yeah, he's such a marq...

Xx Factor

1. The sexual position where one man is on top of another man to form an x shape. One man recieves while one fiercly thrusts his man meat i..

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