Flying Axe Handles

What is Flying Axe Handles?

When you crap so hard and so fast, it feels like actual pieces of wood are coming out of your ass.

"I really need to cut down on the drinking. I swear to God I shit flying axe handles this morning."

See wood, axe, crap, fast, hard

Pestler

1. (noun) the dried speckle of poo left under one's fingernail after one is wiping one's ass and one's finger goes through t..

Shaznat

1. Like the shizhit but new and better way to say it cause it isn't so old and tired and played out like shiznit. I jumped in a puddl..

Butzing

1. Another term for fucking in a sexual manner. I was butzing this bitch the other night she had the tightest moot. See screwing, rooting..

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