Flying Axe Handles

What is Flying Axe Handles?

When you crap so hard and so fast, it feels like actual pieces of wood are coming out of your ass.

"I really need to cut down on the drinking. I swear to God I shit flying axe handles this morning."

See wood, axe, crap, fast, hard

Jizz Rage

1. 1. The anger felt when one is unable to jism, 2. The anger felt when one wants to initiate sexual intercourse but cannot due to numbers..

Morning Drizzle

1. when your jizz looks like a cumsicle yesterday i whacked off in the snow and got a 2 foot long morning drizzle..

Dumblefuck

1. Adj. Verb. Noun. To, or the process of, being copulated or sodomized by Dumbledore. To be dumblefucked is to be sexually intimate with a..

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