Flying Axe Handles

What is Flying Axe Handles?

When you crap so hard and so fast, it feels like actual pieces of wood are coming out of your ass.

"I really need to cut down on the drinking. I swear to God I shit flying axe handles this morning."

See wood, axe, crap, fast, hard

Leonardo The Lemon

1. originating from the slang term for mardy arse leonardo the lemon is a term used to describe somebody of the moody variety. generally so..

Bitch Slap That Ho

1. To Bitch Slap That Ho! I Bitch Slapped that Ho!..

Flitter

1. a vagina I'm having cramps in my flitter, due to my menstrual cycle. He's only talking to me to get some flitter. See vagin..

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