Flying Axe Handles

What is Flying Axe Handles?

When you crap so hard and so fast, it feels like actual pieces of wood are coming out of your ass.

"I really need to cut down on the drinking. I swear to God I shit flying axe handles this morning."

See wood, axe, crap, fast, hard

Live Fast Die Pretty

1. 'live fast' means that you want to live live to its fullest because life doesnt wait around. wasting time isn't an option..

Home Baked

1. When during a sports competition the game is called unfairly in the favor of the home team. Those refs must have been paid a shit load ..

A Dumb

1. The act of using "dumb" as a noun. It is slang. Nick Guinn is a dumb. See dumb 2. Someone who is dumb. See idiot and moro..

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