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A man is having doggie-style sex with a woman, spits on her back to make her think he came, then as she turns around, he splooges in her..
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an obsessive record collector.
I couldnt get near the record bins because there were too many vinyl perverts in the way..
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To have sex without putting on a condom.
"I've almost got it. Just give me a second."
"Just do it already."
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