Flying Congressman

What is Flying Congressman?


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a Sexual act performed with cocaine in which the male stands 69-ing with his female partner, and then cocaine is farted up the male's nose as he performs oral sex on the female

Johnny did the flying congressman with that chick last night and now he has pink-eye and can't go to sleep.


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