What is Flying Cows?
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A low level flying creature of the Badlands, very much like spotted cows. They may look, and act like buzzards, but oh no. No... you are mistaken. These cows are clever and use jet-packs.. or maybe tiny and invisible flying mounts.
*note* Mounted flying cows cannot be mounted, and they WILL follow you. Be warned.
Wuntvor: I'm going to go over there.
Flying cows: I will follow you.
Wuntvor: Noooooooooo.
Flying cows: Ha. Laugh. Ha. Laugh. Ha. Moo.
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Any person who is too greedy to pay delivery charges for their junk bought at Ikea. A person who would rather spend 2 hours in store buy..