What is Flying Dutchman?
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When you know you just took a shit but when you wipe...there's nothing there;...and you look in the toilet and there's nothing there. Scaring you as if youve just seen a ghost ship.
You're gonna think I'm crazy, but i think i just launched a flying dutchman!
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#1 A spectral ship said to appear in storms near the Cape of Good Hope. Said to be captained by Davy Jones.
#2 The captain of this ship, a legendary Dutch mariner condemned to sail the seas against the wind until Judgment Day.
#3 A phatom ship that was awesomely recreated in Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest.
Look!! It's the Flying Dutchman!!! RUN!!!!
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3.
When recieving oral sex from a woman, just prior to climax, scream out in a high pitched voice "Here comes the flying dutchman!". This is the ultimate example of Brunsky-esque sexual tomfoolery.
I had no respect for X. She gave me head, and I gave her a good old-fashioned flying dutchman.
4.
When you are having anal sex in the doggie style position while standing up you proceed to put your partner in a full nelson and jump forward into a belly flop.
The reason for my divorce is because I got really drunk and thought that it was a good idea to give the old lady a flying dutchman.
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where your having sex with a girl standing up, and you do a cartwheel.
man 1: My girl taught me how to do a flying dutchman!
man 2: Hows your penis doing?
man 1: still broken.
6.
when you fart, then walk away quickly so no one will think it was you who committed the foul deed
I was at this upscale banquet last night and had to perform a flying dutchman; I was so embarrassed! Good thing no one caught me.
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Davy Jones is the proprietor of the Flying Dutchman. The Flying Dutchman is the room in which an Angry Pirate, and Davy Jones can occur. The room has used condoms that have organically integrated into the walls of the rooms as well as various bodily fluids that have sprouted weird, unusual sealife. Unfortunately, the room can be cleaned only every 10 years for 1 day, and the "crewman" enlisted for the Davy Jones can't get everything.....this goes on ad infinitum...
"Helga refuses to go into the Flying Dutchman as the smell reminds her of her adolesent job at one of Kathy Lee Gifford's sweat shops."
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