Flying Monkeys

What is Flying Monkeys?


1.

A frightening race of creature derived from the sick mind of the writer of Wizard of Oz, who clearly ran out of ideas at the end of the book/play/movie. Crack/Weed/Mushrooms (circle one) had to have been smoked during the brainstorm of these forsaken creatures. One of the scariest things ever, right up there with Umpa-Lumpas. The source of nightmares.

I hate the Wizard of Oz for many reasons. The Flying Monkeys is at the top of the list.

See monkies, wizard of oz, wicked witch, witch, dorothy, tin man, scarecrow, monkey, nightmare, writer

2.

An elite race of all-powerful shit throwers who will soon implement their plot to take over the world and drown the human race in a river of shit and jizz.

yo, don't fuck with the flying monkeys.


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