What is Flying Poos?
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When the urge to go #2 gets so severe that it is on the verge of coming out in your pants, that it makes you rush to the toilet and all of the poo is out within 2.4 seconds.
Man, I had the flying poos so bad I actually had to use a port-a-potty at a random construction site.
"Oh, gotta go" . . . 2.4 seconds later . . . "wow, much better, just a case of the flying poos!"
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