Flying Squirrel

What is Flying Squirrel?


1.

Stretching your scrotum and balls over a person's face, and laying your penis on their forehead, resembling a flying squirrel with its arms spread. Done properly, this will cover the person's mouth and nose completely. To create a good suction, make sure your balls are warm before proceeding. Injury can occur if the person was sleeping and wakes up being suffocated by your massive nuts and sac.

"Dude, Candace passed out so I gave her a flyng squirrel. She woke up totally choking on my sac!"

2.

Sex position, when the female in on her stomach while holding her ankles with her knees fully bent. The Male holds her knees up while spreading her legs, to hit it from the back.

While executing the flying squirrel Andrew got rug burn on his knees and Nicole got it on her face.

See flying squirl, sex positions, hit from the back

3.

The "flying squirrel" is: grabbing ones testicle bag with the tips of ones fingers (both hands), and stretching the skin into the opposite dirrections. This should resemble a flying squirrel. Your "flying squirrel" is best displayed for people when tightly pressed against a glass window or door typically found in computer labs or a lobby of a public building where there is lots of glass pannels.

"Ohh my Gosh you know that crazy guy Jake?, he pulled a flying squirrel in computer class"

See flying squirrel, squirrel, balls, bag, prank, joke

4.

you perform a flying squirrel by stretching out your scrotum upwards over your penis, and just let the head of your penis show. you pinch the bottom of the scrotum on either side with your thumbs and forefingers (carefully, please!) and pull it upwards. Your balls form the squirrel's back legs, and your pinched ends form the front legs. The membrane of your scrotum resembles the flaps of the majestic flying squirrel. The head of the penis is the head of the squirrel, of course.!

"The majestic flying squirrel is a glorius creature indeed, and quite a stunt to pull off, as it were."

See fag game, nut game, the brain, the goat, chewing gum, waiting

5.

When you are cut off from the trail snowboarding and CRASH! into a tree.

At Dodge Ridge Odis cut Megan off the trail and she did a flying squirrel into a pine tree.

See squirrel, flying, fly, snowboarding, accident

6.

lay the diry whore on your bed jump off a counter with your legs extended and arms out then jump on the bitch and start poundin on her vagina then nibble on her tits like its nuts

I gave the bitch the flying squirrel broke her bed though.

See squirrel, flying, whore, bed, nuts

7.

n. 1. A type of dive in swimming in which a person grabs his or her ankles in mid-air while at a steep angle

I performed a flying squirrel dive at the community pool.

See dive, swan dive, swimming, swim, water


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