What is Fmltwia?
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Ostensibly, "Fuck Me Like the Whore I Am", but actually used just to scare overly controlling republican parents who read their children's text messages.
Oh my god! Our daughter just used FMLTWIA, let's send her to Christian re-education camp!
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a kloenstaadt is a horses penis
Lisa: I hate you.
Eric: Well, you smell like a kloenstaadt.
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Metaphorical pants that infuse the wearer with feelings of crankiness. The level of crankiness depends on the tightness of the pants.
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