Fmmfl

What is Fmmfl?

1.

Fuck My Mother Fucking Life.

Its reserved for reallllly awful things that might happen to you.

"Weren't you going to take a bath before we left?"

"Yeah, but I decided against it"

"Didn't you turn on the water?!"

"Oh fuck, I did! FMMFL!"

See fml, shit, fuck, god damnit, crap

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